Or maybe hit 'em with an EMP.

Either way, my internet just cut out, and I'm just glad that I've got mobile hotspot on my phone. Slow, but reliable.

Separate Universal Studios from Comcast, chop NBC out of Comcast too, and then fire a high-power emp or something at them Universal Studios and NBC are worth saving. Screw Comcast.

Wrecked. By a person with nothing but dart monkeys.

I had supermonkeys, and they survived camo-regen zebras with nothing but five dart monkeys.

Reported them for hacking, though I want my 2000 medallions back...

Sorry if I'm just venting now. It's really irritating when someone feels so weak that they turn to hacking the game just to feel better.

Fuck. You. Comcast.

Normally, I'm not one to swear, but taking HALF AN HOUR TO LOAD A SINGLE SITE is CROSSING THE LINE.

SCREW YOU.

And on top of THAT, I'm currently blocked by one of my closest friends, I've lost my earbuds, my homework is beginning to pile up from my internet outages again, and it turns out that our team is currently behind schedule in the upcoming AMES Robotics competition.

Screwing over my internet is the LAST thing I need.